I just read Amy W's blog and it made me remember something that I've meaning to ask you guys, I get gas daily, not always the painful kind but just "I gotta fart" type gas. But what has happened to my fart I no longer have short, small farts EVER. THEY DON'T GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT EVER!!! They are loud and long and if I'm really honest they come in both scented and unscented but they are sooooooo long and sooooooooooooooooo loud, I can't dare try to sneak one out anywhere, ever. I want my old farts back...not cool and not ladylike at all...
I know all of this is TMI but who else can help me but you guys!!
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